Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 03, 2020

Don’t wander off very far Ralph. You’re not tethered to the shuttle.

Ahh, more Munchy business…

“In space, no one can hear ANYTHING, doi…” :D :D :D

He’s just found out that the Space Shuttle program was shut down before they brought him back.

Clever!

If a tree falls in space…

That famous painting reference turns up everywhere…

In quarantine, no one can hear you scream.

Said ever married man, never

you can’t hear him scream in the museum either

If an astronaut screamed during an EVA, he’d generate a whole lot of action.

“This is Houston. Can you repeat what you just said? It sounded garbled.”

But you can hear Ralph munching on his Mars bar.

They also don’t know when you’ve peed yourself.

Not mine, but: Two astronauts are talking. The first says: I can’t find any milk for my coffee. The second replies: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.

I’m 77, has the 18 year old neighbor doll come to check up on me? Nooo!

. . . But they can hear you beatbox.

QUESTION: What famous painting has been used most often in comics; Hopper’s Diner, The Scream, or something I’ve forgotten. YOUR OPINION MATTERS! (To me. A little bit)

Excuse me. I’ve got the Munchies.

How does a deaf mute scream???