Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 29, 2020

Dog whistle!

206, to be exact; but a lot of them don’t have much meat on them.

And that’s when the dogs all rose up and killed us all.

Guess what, you got bones inside too.

Them bones, them bones, them, dry bones….

and not one in their pocket……

Hey, guess where he hides the balls.

A week after he drops dead, and so stops feeding you, you can investigate those bones of his.

I knew cats were planning our demise, but dogs!?! [CLUTCHING PEARLS]

Considering that Adam’s rib tale, I’d think it would be an odd number.

If, this pandemic continues could be free for the taking in some neighborhoods.

And the really little ones have 300!