Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 06, 2020

Just letting off a little stream.

Man, that’s one pressure cooker that really pours on the pressure.

More like a steamer than a pressure cooker. This will get you steamed. The pressure cooker tells you to hurry up and constantly reminds you that you are late.

And the Heat is on!

And, actually, it’s her second Bottle.

Daisy, Daisy go ahead and order takeout and unplug Hal.

Something’s gotta tell her the truth…

No, no, that’s a full-of-crock pot.

Thus the answer to the question…What do you get when you cross Alexa with a crock pot?

Kick it to the curb but don’t hurt your foot.

Crock and Whine

Siri & Alexa’s bitter sister.

Competition between rival neighbors.

“Yes, Dave, I’m going to sing now ….. Dai … sy … Dai … sy …”

That thing sounds a little like my mother, so would that make it a mother crocking pressure cooker?

Plug it in to 220V and see how funny it is! Then find its chip programmer and laugh at him or her that they’re on the bottom rung of today’s corporate ladder.

There’s always that one pot…

Must have been a gift from her mother…

Pure genius. Best cartoon of the day!

Get that pressure cooker some Instant Pot. It might mellow it out a bit.

It’s an IoT device and it’s working in coordination with ads for Blue Apron and nearby takeout/delivery places.