Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 26, 2020

If he forgets who Breezy is, and falls for another woman right now, Rip is in deep trouble.

So is Rip going to become a modern day Tithonus, marooned on this island for eternity while he becomes increasingly feeble, or is all this just a dream as a result of his recent crash?

“Orange you going to let me in?”

or…."Orange you glad i didn’t say “Ka-knock Ka-knock!”….

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana.

Orange you going to open the door? It’s cold in here!

Just think what Crusoe would do!

As soon as he shaves with a clam shell, (and stops the subsequent bleeding,) he’ll feel more motivated.

A shame that Mary Ann will probably not show up.

I don’t think this is what they meant by self-quarantine. Nice furry mask, though.

You guys are missing something here, the length of his beard, his hair – Rip’s only been gone a day or two! He’s like my dad, who had to shave at 5:00 am, then at 9:00 am, and 12:00 or he would be “out-of-uniform” because his stubble was too thick. Rip’s that kind of guy.

What are the odds that there is a town on the other side of the island that Rip just needs to walk to in order to be saved?

Ka-RUSOE!

ka-rogaine

KA-KNOCK KNOCK!

Somehow, I doubt Rip will be alone for long.

Stay tuned to see him make sand sculptures of his family…

I had no idea that St Rip could walk on water too! Ka-Respect!