B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 24, 2020

Typical goldigging woman.

Either she has a branch to swing to, or not. If she was ready, she should just keep going.

I never understood staying somewhere you are so willing to leave… with the slightest excuse to go.

No, leave it packed if that’s your attitude towards me about something out of my control. Lemme get the door.

What would the ant version of a golddigger be?

He may keep his salary, but he still just makes crumbs.

It’s the little things that make a marriage work.

You know how bad things are if they’re downsizing at the colony!

If I were him I would question my life choices right now.

Why won’t it impact his salary? Is it because he didn’t get fired or because he wasn’t getting paid anyway?

Whatever happened to “to be my wedded husband/wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part”

This must be the oft-mentioned “thin” part of marital relationships.

Wow! I wonder where she was going?

Oooo……d’ant, d’ant, d’ant

Maybe he loses jobs more regularly than he keeps them and she’s tired of supporting him?

Someone will pay for this…

Ants must not have the, “For richer or for poorer” clause in their wedding vows.

Role stereotype at its finest. In ant colonies the females are the workers. The males just provide sperm and then are outta there. By dropping dead!

Well, there ARE plenty of fish in the sea, however not as many since “modern fishing techniques.”

HELP!!!!! I CAN’T SEE THE COMIC!!!!!! CALL 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone having a problem with blank comics?

Everything is there except the comic strip?