Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 26, 2020

anchor’s away (no, I don’t mean “anchors aweigh”)

The only thing that could keep him balanced was holding onto that glass.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , but it’s a repeat,our HERO Mr Andrew Capp seems to have got taller , but lighter since an empty glass of beer was all that was keeping the drunken sot upright :o) my avatar is a picture of an airline pilot and his co-pilot so busy ogling the buxom stewardesses that, they did not see the small airplane in their flight path :o) even tho some girls dress in outfits that leave little to the imagination , it is very rude to stare :o{ how was your day , ours should be very busy , Alex has taken his mum for an appointment at the Health Center and I am home alone and when they come back we have to finish cleaning up the mess from the upstairs bathroom , take care and BCNU pal

My answer is Flo…

A very wise person told me a long time ago do everything in moderation and you will be ok .

It’s a cartoon.

I knew it was coming, but it was still funny

Archimedes is on the phone …

My Dad was an alcoholic and he got drunk every day, every night, the why I was told he felt guilt over never working and making four lives very rough, so he started drinking and never stopped u tik the day he died from the alcohol. I guess that is why I have such a hard time understanding why Flo put sup with him. I always wondered why my Mom put up with my dad. I sure wish she had left him.

If he keeps drinking like that he’ll destroy his liver!!!

In my opinion, I’m not drunk as long as I can lay face down on the bathroom floor without holding on! ;o}

Andy: Note to self, next time hold on to the bar until the glass comes back.

So basically the glass was keeping him upright?

xxx

@Afficionado

One of my ex-colleagues used to work for British Airways and Caledonian Airways.

I’ve only been on a plane once and it was a great experience, but I find cruises are less hassle and there is barely any waiting around to get on the ship.

Hope you’re doing well, pal.

I was in Eidfjord 2 years ago today (Came up on Facebook memories like Mount Floyen did yesterday) What a stunning place.

Pics here:

https://flic.kr/p/2jAk5A9

https://flic.kr/p/2jAgEBf

https://flic.kr/p/2jAkYMQ

https://flic.kr/p/2jAkYLx

https://flic.kr/p/2jAgExY

https://flic.kr/p/2jAgEye

https://flic.kr/p/2jAk5xJ

Well, if Andy could talk, I’m sure he’d say: “You could’ve knocked me down with a feather!” :D

Well…Andy. Pretty well sums it up.

My dad always said it was caused by PTSD from serving in the military. But I don’t recall ever seeing him talk about anything like that, but then my dad didn’t like talking about any war either.

because it is in the script

Sloshed again!

It’s a comic strip!

Why does he get drunk every night? Because he can. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.