Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 01, 2020

all right, I’ll say it: Old Dog, New Tricks.

If you’re in the house with family members (dog included), you don’t need a mask.

This just gives Wendy another excuse to not get busy with Norm.

Aww, how cute!

Another instance of Wally being smarter than Norm?

Dogs would have knees not elbows, I think. (Remember though, Norman isn’t very bright.)

Wally doesn’t know WHERE Norm’s hand has been. Wally is smart!

First we are supposed to cough into our elbows and then the elbow bump becomes the new greeting?

That’s some kind of logical disconnect

Technically dogs don’t have elbows, only knees.

Something that amuses me: We are told to sneeze and cough into our elbows. Most of the people I see doing that are not sneezing and coughing into the inside crook of their elbow but rather across the top of their elbow. Thank you but no, I do not want to elbow bump you. I’ll just wave my greeting.

Helps to ameliorate the dog breath.

Hey that’s too cool I like it

Either it’s his breath or the dogs…or both.

The idiotic, illogical nonsense of the whole COVID “precautions” and “restrictions” shows how dumbed down this country has become. Fear-mongering the Nazis would be proud of.