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Yep, we do. The Hillbilly 5000. It’s a guy named Bubba, from Georgia and he comes equipped with a big ole blow torch and burns them down to the ground. Course Bubba ain’t too bright so he may burn your house down, but look at the bright side, the builders won’t have to contend with any pesky weeds as they are rebuilding your house.
I killed a little weed last night. Some fine, legal Illinois weed. From the shop next to Costco. Not as adventuresome as buying an ounce in a baggie from a guy in the parking lot at work, but no longer worry about getting arrested.
Ubintold 2 months ago
He should ask for a lawn killer.
VictoryRider 2 months ago
Roundup should do the trick!
Oh no Not Again 2 months ago
Salt will do that, Artie, but I doubt your wife would like it.
ms-ss 2 months ago
Actually there are several brands of weed killer that handle most of them.
Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago
Yep, we do. The Hillbilly 5000. It’s a guy named Bubba, from Georgia and he comes equipped with a big ole blow torch and burns them down to the ground. Course Bubba ain’t too bright so he may burn your house down, but look at the bright side, the builders won’t have to contend with any pesky weeds as they are rebuilding your house.
library_dean 2 months ago
What if you just want to kill the bad weeds?
SofaKing Premium Member 2 months ago
I killed a little weed last night. Some fine, legal Illinois weed. From the shop next to Costco. Not as adventuresome as buying an ounce in a baggie from a guy in the parking lot at work, but no longer worry about getting arrested.
vilho Premium Member 2 months ago
Yup… and he won’t have to mow the dirt that remains.