Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 05, 2020

Gotta love the internet, where everyone is not who they seem.

Did they all choose their usernames while failing to be prepared for Burningman?

I wonder which unicorn acquaintance of Marigold is SparklePony (the original one).

1. Or depending on whether good or bad, they might be a Phoebe.

2. So what, it’s impossible to commit identity theft of a Unicorn? Since Marigold said there can only be one SparklePony?

“Can you believe there were 92 other Sparkleponies?”

Did you believe you are the only unicorn on the “Uni-net”?

Megan Galaxy? Is that like Megan Williams?

Yes. I can, Marigold.

93 other Sparkleponies. The first one would be just “Sparklepony”; the second one would be “Sparklepony1”.

On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog. Even when you’re catfishing.

“Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your naaame….”

There might have been slightly less than 4000 other wizards. But I just wasn’t taking any chances.

On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.