Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 27, 2020

And as we all know, practice makes perfect!

Do you carry 18 putters Ralph. One for every hole.

The way Ralph plays it, Golf is a very expensive game.

He’s teed-off enough to tee off.

Special practice clubs!

Looks like Ralph is ready to throw the game… Play, play the game… ☺

I don’t think Ralph is emotionally capable of playing golf!

All the golf strips ever published make one wonder if cartoonists actually like the sport.

I finally get the appeal of golf.

You’d better throw a provisional. I don’t think we’re gonna find that one.

Except he needs some new clubs.

My wife used to carry ONE club. A 5 iron. It was interesting to see her putt with it.

I really don’t want to drop a long putt on the practice green, I want to save that for the course. It’s more to get a feel for speed of the greens.

Wally is wonderful; but what about Bob? A rare South American parrot deserves attention. As per DEATH OF A SALESMAN, “Attention must be paid!”

Yup—I’ve often felt like this on the golf course. Not to the point of physically destroying clubs, but the temptation was there …