Red and Rover by Brian Basset for September 27, 2020

Gas powered enhancement.

Soon to be banned in California.

That musical fruit is dynamite!

Wind assistance..

JATO…google it!!!

It is a fact that farts make you move faster…otherwise it’d take seniors forever to finish shopping.......it’s ok I’m an old guy.

It’s always fun to dream.

Quite a race!!! Now go play and have fun!!!

Oy

For racing your dog, that’s one thing. For the finals at the 100 meter dash at the Olympics, that’s something else…..

Rover will still beat you, Red. It’s in the doggie DNA!

I’m reading this as a dream that Red had. lol

Off-fart-topic but I had a cat who would walk in the woods with me. When we came back from the walk, I would pause at the edge of the 50-foot clearing where the house was located and say, “Ready?” Then I would run as fast as I could toward the house. My cat would give me an instant’s head start, then zoom past me at some point, so that he could be sitting in the garden grooming a paw when I arrived. He never tired of that game.

A blast from the passed.

The afterburner kicked in.

Cool? Hmmmmmmm…

Beans! Beans! They’re good for your heart!

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Alas, it was all a dream. (Like one of those Brady Bunch episodes….)

Rocket fuel.