The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 31, 2020

Joey, Joey, Joey.

joey needs some kinky boots…

the gang that couldn’t shoot straight’s top rivals.

Joey was heading for ‘The Rocky Horror Picture Show’ after the heist.

Wait. Which one’s Joey?

The Muffia didn’t last long.

Joey N. Furter, Frank’s ne’er do well brother.

Alas, Joey was as crooked as his seams.

Maybe he’s thinking of changing his name to Jodie.

Why are Joey’s stockings on wrong? Are the seams in the front?

Disorganized Crime was a movie in the late 80s, I think, set in Montana. Not bad.

It’s so hard to find good help these days.

After watching episodes of The First 48, I think the majority are disorganized. I was talking to my best friend Bill who was a homicide detective for Henrico County, (Richmond Virginia) about the show. He said,“Yeah, they don’t show you the cases of the smart criminals.” He also said,“If these criminals would spend just an hour planning the murder, they would probably get away with it.”

Joey Lupo was a bit loopy.

“And yet Joey never felt so free…”

The guy on the left is so funny! (But in the real world, you wouldn’t want to laugh at someone who dresses like that – they might show up on America’s Got Talent!)

Joey, was the only one that was positively ID’ed

….and Pauly Walnuts took off with the cannolis….

Is this a Snickers commercial?

Snidely Whiplash in his later years, and I wear my nylons for their runs it’s so much more sexy.

Joey looks happy though

Me thinks Joey prefers to wear his stockings that way.

If Joey takes one of those off to put over his face, will he have to pay a restocking fee?

“Organized Crime” is a conceit employed by police agencies to make their job sound harder

Aka Legs Diamond.

Jimmy Breslin wrote a book about them.

His stockings are fine. Where are his pants?