The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 07, 2020

Apparently not, he married you.

Brutus married you . This shows how much smart he is .

He didn’t miss much.

Oww…that really stings !

“No, I married you, didn’t I” ?

Brutus, just WHAT DID you see in that sharp-tongued, ungreatful harridian that made you want to marry her????

If he did not get them, then he does not have to worry about having them taken out.

Everyone gets wisdom teeth (I assume), but not everyone has to get them pulled. For about 45 years I had 36 teeth in my mouth, my wisdom teeth growing in sideways. As a teen the dentist told me if they don’t bother me, I don’t need to pull them. As the years passed and the number of teeth dwindled, I decided to get dentures. That’s when my lower wisdom teeth decided to make an appearance. So back to having 34 teeth, my dentures, and my two top wisdom teeth.

“Hello, Pot?”

Mine try to emerge every few years and it is painful. Then they disappear again. Been going on for about 50 years.

Brutus is just a nice guy so he married Gladys so some other poor loser wouldn’t get stuck with her.

TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!

Wisdom = realizing there is a lot in life that you don’t know. If Brutus would understand that, he would be a wise man. To quote Frank Zappa,“Wisdom is not knowledge.”

Nice set up, Brut.

Don’t be disappointed. Much better to avoid the additional problems.

Gladys didn’t have wisdom teeth either, obviously.

“Stifle” it Gladys! (a word from Archie Bunker in “All in the Family”)