Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for September 01, 2020

I used to refer to the “Bigger Whip” theory of management.

Rita must’ve worked for Pantry Pride.

Free salads for lunch. . .

Go to your office…where you have your oubliette…

Carry a quirt instead of a water bottle Rita, slap it on the occasional cubicle partition.

“The beatings will continue until moral improves.”

She’s a Killer Queen

Gunpowder, gelatine

Dynamite with a laser beam

Guaranteed to blow your mind

Anytime

Recommended at the price

Insatiable an appetite

Wanna try?

You wanna try

Rita, bring back Melvin! Anyone who doesn’t meet quota has to share his cubical.

Rita, you moron! That would be negative reinforcement!

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Rita, go to your office, and listen to a little Iron Maiden… ☺

Don’t forget the brick wall. Or is that reserved for Jay?

The walls still seem a little off. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RITA, SHUT UP!!!

It would seem that Rita is a devotee of the Darth Vader school of motivation.

This would be positive reinforcement for the workers who enjoyed those things in which case, they might worker harder with the promise of them

“And no, RIta, you can’t hire the “My Pillory” guy!"

Somebody does not know the meaning of “positive reinforcement.”

…3…2…1… POOF!

Love a Rita scheming and Dana replying!