Close to Home by John McPherson for September 11, 2020

Bleeb is taking it easy by the shed. Just watching to see how the guy is going to get up the tower.

I told my mom the humidity was up!

She’s just going for that new Bob Ross look.

Well, Prince, maybe she’s trying to tell you something.

Like a dandy lion gone to seed. Float in the breeze.

Maybe she could toss down some of those fake extensions that are so popular..

“Come up or stay down, it doesn’t really matter because I can’t get my @#$% head back in the window.

Use the stairs, Bozo.

Rapunzel, Rapunzel I love your hair, did you remember to put in a stair?

Pray for rain?

The bigger question is ‘How is she going to get her head back inside?’.

“HEY!! I’m pullin’ this look off, so don’t give me any static about my perm. Now… you just have to walk over to the cottage and get the ladder. And don’t step on that weird little yellow alien bug-looking thing, he’s taking a well deserved break after doing my blow-out!”

Rapunzel, chimney sweep extraordiniare.

Ch ch ch chia

Man up and get a ladder.

Rapermzel!

Well with that head of hair, she could probably just jump headfirst and bounce to a picture perfect Landing.

Have you tried the elevator?

Meanwhile, some kind of black spider creature has Bleeb in his sight.

OK – THAT"S a bad hair day!

Be a good lad and make a ladder for the Lassie.

Give it time. Permanent is a misnomer.

Sell your Mercedes and buy a fire engine with a long ladder

Fro up a rope?

Afro’s are much easier to maintain anyway! Be proud!