Bliss by Harry Bliss for September 17, 2020

Larry used to be a cat person.

How are his hot dogs?

I guess that’s why he’s allowed to eat on the table. Out of the guy’s bowl.

Until all 3 burgers end up in the grass.

OK so who made the Potato Salad and Baked Beans ? Did the dog cut up the water melon yet ?

The first Shih Tzu chef.

“And for his next trick…”

Given that the dog had to arrange the charcoal, use lighter fluid, and light the fire, I would say, yes, very good dog. Unless he’s using propane. If that is the case I’m not all that impressed.

Only dog in the neighborhood with opposing thumbs…

Until he eats them.

He is usually happy to do it. He knows the benefits of good cooking and good food.

This is better than a TV commercial. I think I’ll have one too.

Wait till he finds out the burgers are Purina One Classic Ground.

Dogs need jobs. It’s a self esteem thing.

In a parallel universe. I had a dog that would stare over the fence at the neighbor grilling. Every time he smelled the grill going he wanted out. Being polite neighbors we let them eat in peace.

You all realize the dog thinks he’s cooking for himself, don’t you?

If he could start a barbecue without using a whole can of lighting fluid, he’d be perfect.

“So I’ve never shown you my singing frog?”