The Buckets by Greg Cravens for September 17, 2020

Too late for fast living – he has kids. And a “good-lookin’ corpse”? For that he would have to lose weight.

I gave up and bought bigger clothes. My knees, heart, etc. will have to take care of themselves.

He’s on a course for “Live slow, die old, and have a closed-casket funeral.”

Loser lunkhead Larry lives life like lard-@$$… ☺

I know that problem well….and have lost weight, gained strength, adding years to my life. Personally I never thought I’d get this far!

Missed all three of those options years ago.. Go for jolly.. everyone loves a jolly old man even if he is.. fat.

That’s why you should never go to the doctor

Hearing all that stuff is stressful, and stress is bad

“I saw my financial planner today, and he told me to take up smoking and drinking, and eat more red meat”

It’s a bit late for me to die young, but too many times it came too close & would have left a horrid mess.

I’ve already lived past my best by date, so everything here out is a bonus.

My motto: “I’d rather enjoy a short life than be miserable in a long one”. 77 years and counting so both may be possible.