Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for September 15, 2020
September 14, 2020
September 16, 2020
Transcript:
Nancy: Why are you hiding, Sluggo?
Sluggo: I threw a hunk of coal and it broke a window.
Nancy: Aw, what's a busted window---it could be worse.
Sluggo: It IS.
Sign reads: RARE VASES
“And now, for my punishment, I must stand in this disgusting trash can in front of the scene of my own ignominious deed. The president of the company’s coming back with a sign of shame for me to hold. Oh, how I regret my unsocial act!”
Deleted Account2623 over 4 years ago
How did you throw it in a way where this is possible without seeing what’s behind the glass?
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago
OTOH, Sluggo’s Major League prospects are bright.
jagedlo over 4 years ago
An early version of the Witness Protection Program?
Gent over 4 years ago
Come on. This one re-ran almost recently!
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Sluggo is canned for his dastardly deed! Dat bad bad boy!
Kip W over 4 years ago
“And now, for my punishment, I must stand in this disgusting trash can in front of the scene of my own ignominious deed. The president of the company’s coming back with a sign of shame for me to hold. Oh, how I regret my unsocial act!”
Sir Marcie over 4 years ago
Sluggo is going to have bigger problems if he’s still in that garbage can when the trash collector comes by.
countoftowergrove over 4 years ago
I wonder if that trash can is one of those new fangled galvanized steel numbers. They’re much bigger than the old tin ones!
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
You know what sound a really expensive vase makes when it breaks? “Ming!!!”
brklnbern over 4 years ago
Years of debt coming up.