Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for May 12, 2023

And Aunt Fritzi will willingly comply!!

I’ve never understood how some people thought that spanking a child would help him improve his grades.

Methinks that many of Mistress Fritzi’s “dates” have assumed this position on the arm of this couch with a hairbrush.

This happened on The Andy Griffith Show once.

They used to leave the student’s name off the report card? I don’t remember that.

I find it hard to believe that Nancy hasn’t perfected the art of forging her grades.

By now, dat Nancy assumed the position…she knew what Fritzi would do…☹️

Spanking won’t improve her grades.

Yes, teachers and parents used to think that beating a kid would improve their grades, how sad that had to happen.

I don’t get it, is she growing hair on her butt?…

Aces up, or close to that.

Nancy knows she will have another brush with the hairbrush.

Yup. Back in the day. Never understood how a beating would improve grades. Hated to bring my report card home. Had to bring it back to school with a parent signature. Learned how to forge my Dad’s signature. School caught on and started mailing report cards home.

Aunt fritz should punish the teacher for giving Nancy the wrong report card

Happy Mother’s Day!!