Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for August 17, 2023

So one hour to reach the hot dog stand then another hour for Sluggo to walk back and ask her which mustard she would like. Maybe he should have got two hotdogs for her and used a different mustard on each. She’d have eaten them both.

At least she didn’t ask for ketchup. That’s a year’s probation for first offense in all downstate NY counties. It’s called Nathan’s Law.

Other than setting up the punchline, why would you be two miles away from the lunch stand?

Aaaacckk! Dat Sluggo should have just guessed!

They must not have had any Grey Poupon…..

I would just put any mustard on it.

4 miles an hour walking pace. Sluggo is fit!

Whichever one he picked would have been the wrong one…

Apparently he has endless energy. And wonder if those are or were real brands.

This reminds me that I heard “Horse with No Name” on the car radio today.

My wife and I had a kinda similar problem last week. As much as I curse 21st century technology, those cell phones sure came in handy.

Does not matter just go back and get Nancy a hotdog

Try French’s