Close to Home by John McPherson for September 14, 2020

I thought the “female older woman cougar” bit was over years ago.;/

She is some bit of tail.

I don’t get it. The first thought that comes to mind is probably not what was intended. Maybe a different color would have helped. Either way, I still don’t get it;

Nah! John wouldn’t draw anything suggestive.

And cats.

Especially the ones who want some tail.

She’s a cougar, perhaps?

Siiigh why can’t I be that type of prey?

i am surprised bleeb is not sitting on her shoe

You maybe don’t want to know how the tail is held in place.

Before I looked closer, I thought the dress was supposed to look like pepperoni pizza, and I wondered why there was a tail. Closer look at the date makes me realize the cougar reference.

Well, this is a 2010 rerun, so McPherson must be mowing my lawn. (ツ) I guess we have to entertain ourselves. So I was taking this online joke writing course, so I could tell a joke this morning, but my internet went all wonky! My GOOGLE was all garbled, my EXPLORER must have gone on a SAFARI… my BING must have gone to the OPERA and my DUCKDUCKGO just went-went-went! So I downloaded a less user friendly program so I could tell the joke. It may lose sump’n in the translation, but anyway here goes. 110100111 01010 1110010100110 1010100011 101010011 and it was friggin hilarious! So then I had to 1101011011010 110101011010 1001001110110 1011011011110

Wow, how depressing is it when you discover that cougars are suddenly hot young ladies to you.

For quite a while, I have pondered why does a term not exist for an older man who pursues in younger women, but I have came across the terms (manther (man + panhter) and in one Urban Dictionary rhino), which make sense if you think about it. Yes, I know zoologically there are male cougars, as there are female, obviously, but speaking in these terms.

Too bad this is pre-Bleeb. She really looks like someone he would be interested in.

Lounge Lizard

And she has quite a tail to tell.

Butt plug??

Oh My! In the upper right hand corner the woman has no clothes.

Uh… yeah… that tail needed to be drawn and colored better.