Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 14, 2020

You think you had it bad? My smoke detectors chose the middle of the night to want their batteries replaced.

Not surprising since it’s school…and Monday.

When I was Phoebe’s age (and well into my college years), I wore mismatched socks on purpose .. just to be weird.

The unicorn obviously doesn’t even have to contend with ’first world problems", does she? ;D

Pop quiz’s are common, who cares what “she” thinks, and your socks-mix look stylish.Gleem or gloom.

It’s all how you look at things. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/70/bf/0a/70bf0a73d58d8c3016184badf830f428.jpg

You are marching to your own drum Phoebe. Don’t be one of the sheep. Tell Dakota to “stick it.”

Some days are diamonds, and some are just as hard!

Pop quiz! Pepsi or Coke?

I have always admired the art of frolicking. It has been so many years since I frolicked. I don’t think I could do it at my age.

“Tipton Elementary” named after that generous millionaire John Baresford Tipton.

Don’t worry, Phoebe! Wearing odd and/or mismatching socks seems to be all the rage. If weather allows you could always join Dakota in going without. And there’s nothing wrong with your bangs. She probably needs her eyes checked.

i don’t trust people who wear matching socks

What’s good about that is: She’s got another pair just like them at home! ;)