Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 21, 2020

Make sure it’s sanitized.

It is for its purpose.

Why not give it a try?

The chair over the growing patch of bamboo might be a bit more interesting.

You’ll be SHOCKED to learn that it is ergonomically correct.;D

It’ll do wonders for your posture

SHOCKING……..

Yes, it is quite stiff, and so will you (be)!

Plenty good for the time that he’ll use it. What did he eat? Or, am I reading too much into his prisoner number?

Yes, it does not have a lumbar support

Nice tribute to Van Halen. RIP

What does it matter? Everyone has an agenda till the very end…

in a few minutes your ERGO will be least of your concerns

It wasn’t when they used it on a thirteen year old. They had to put a book under him.

But is it OSHA compliant?

I sense a worker’s comp claim coming on.

as long as is gluten free

Maybe not ergonomically correct but it is electronically correct. Function over form this time.

Well, why don’t you try it on for size? Here, let me flip this switch for better lighting…

“I don’t want to go to heaven with a headache! I’d be all cross and wouldn’t enjoy it!” —Arthur Dent

…though the circumstances suggest that heaven is not his destination.

Yes, I did eat one too.

I agree with him. It needs a cap to keep his head warm.

OU812 – RIP EVH

“May cause reproductive harm.”

OU812: dude, that will never work, it’s not plugged in………DOH!

It isn’t ergonomically correct. Hang the prisoner instead.

Check and make sure it’s equal to 100 nano joules!

Execution is not a funny topic.