Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 17, 2020

One sideshow, coming up.

It’s not going to feel great in a second.

♫ Slippity Do Ahhhhhhh… ♪

Isn’t there a old saying bad things comes in three’s.

If it wasn’t for bad luck, he wouldn’t have no kind of luck at all.

He’s a lucky guy! He won’t slip on the peel or fall into the manhole!

Serves him right for talking while walking.

LOL! Not for long, Buddy!

Anybody got a camera? Viral video moment coming right up!

…need a puddle on the side of the road, with a truck coming…

I agree that he deserves what he gets. If you are going to take it upon yourself to walk out of the house, you also want to be alert while doing so.

I could be in my house and trouble knocks on my door…..

Thanks, Bill. You’re just missing a piano falling from a second story window or a meteorite plummeting down or maybe a frozen turkey dropping from a plane.

He should be peeling out in his Chevy Cavalier.

Better call State Farm!

No falling safe?

Finally gets out of the house only to hit the slapstick trifecta!

Fortunately getting smacked with the rake should.. be enough to prevent further disasters.

Not for long!

I’m looking forward to leaving the house (one of these days) and doing something stupid.

Just like 2020.

And they most accidents happen in the home.

Clearly, you forgot about the curse of 2020. It isn’t just the virus!