Dogs of C-Kennel by Mick & Mason Mastroianni for September 19, 2020

Naw… for all the car owners out there… we need the droppings to dry! And when it comes time to wash it all off… it pulls off paint or scrapes the heck out of the coating!

Heckuva bombing run by those gulls.

To handle those "Flock of Seagulls’ you should have “RAAAAAAAA-AAAANNNN, Ran so far aw-ay!” ;D

They have a heck of a strong enzyme in their stomacs eats through everything

Next time don’t bGAWK, RUN!

Never had a bird do to me but it has happened to me by some homo sapiens……….

Not one of their heroes huh?

Flockin’ seagulls.

Now you’d think that a bird would know better than to look up with a flock flying overhead.

I can speak from personal experience that a seagull has a much larger splatter pattern than that. I thought it was raining, then I had to rush home and wash my hair after grabbing my mail and having my Native American neighbor tell me that in her culture, it was a sign of good luck. I probably not have used that luck up yet, I had so much of it! One bird. Had to change and wash my clothes, too.

My friend and I were once sitting on the patio of a restaurant. A gull with perfect aim nailed my Mojito and our plate of calamari, and my white shirt. I got a new cocktail and a new plate of calamari out of it so I wasn’t complaining. Except about the shirt, which the waiter did a pretty good job of scrubbing.

One season -the marina left our boat on the mooring with the mast down for a week. Such a nice perch for gulls. When it was washed, an entire Coke bottle bottom was in the mess. Still some sharp edges. it had to have passed through a seagull. They will eat anything.