‘Cause every Sumo has a delicate tushy! You oughta see the way they approach the toidie when they gotta do their bidness. They do that hand-on-leg-one-high-step-at-a-time walk. Seriously! I’m not jokin’! Okay, I’m jokin’! But, I could totally see that. Probably why Bleeb is under the truck… no gettie squashie!
And now, some more wisdoms from Grampa…
Grampa once told me: “boy, you don’t need to do a better job, you just need better P.R. on the job you do!”
But I didn’t… I don’t… I’m not… ahhh heck, I just couldn’t argue with that one!
I’m trying to figure out the workmen’s path. They appear to go from the truck to the sidewalk, down onto the grass, then turn 180º to go up the little ramp back to the sidewalk.
allen@home almost 4 years ago
Bleeb get out from under that truck before they move it. Would hate to see you get run over.
eromlig almost 4 years ago
Welcome back, John! We missed Bleeb. And, uh, you…
backyardcowboy almost 4 years ago
Best seats in the house!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Sumo wrestlers are going to need bigger toilet seats than that! That would be like sitting on a Cheerio to them!
David Henderson almost 4 years ago
I wounder if the seats install with VELCRO®. They will have to be changed after every use.
saltylife16 almost 4 years ago
Shouldn’t he be happy to see them?
geese28 almost 4 years ago
Hmm and these guys eat a lot….
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
Does anyone remember Big Ass© Comics?
comixbomix almost 4 years ago
Where “take a load off” means something very different…
jmgarberson almost 4 years ago
What’s with the upright standing bug?
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Bleeb’s back!
Dobie Premium Member almost 4 years ago
‘Cause every Sumo has a delicate tushy! You oughta see the way they approach the toidie when they gotta do their bidness. They do that hand-on-leg-one-high-step-at-a-time walk. Seriously! I’m not jokin’! Okay, I’m jokin’! But, I could totally see that. Probably why Bleeb is under the truck… no gettie squashie!
And now, some more wisdoms from Grampa…
Grampa once told me: “boy, you don’t need to do a better job, you just need better P.R. on the job you do!”
But I didn’t… I don’t… I’m not… ahhh heck, I just couldn’t argue with that one!
Leojim almost 4 years ago
I remember those stupid Soft toilet seats. They were nice, but they never lasted very long at all.
I’ll take a regular heated seat any day. My butt’s already soft enough but it HATES a cold seat.
Impkins Premium Member almost 4 years ago
No one is going to pick on this guy about his “man bun!” :)
Hiya Bleeb!!!!!!!!! :)
Buckeye67 almost 4 years ago
Since Sumo wrestlers are so use to squatting, why would they need toilet seats.
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
Love the name of the Academy. Just missing that t to end it.
Boise Ed Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I’m trying to figure out the workmen’s path. They appear to go from the truck to the sidewalk, down onto the grass, then turn 180º to go up the little ramp back to the sidewalk.
Back to Big Mike almost 4 years ago
Sumos are bigger than that guy.