Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 05, 2011

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    wndrwrthg  over 13 years ago

    “It blowed up real good”.

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    rayannina  over 13 years ago

    Hey, the M-80 thrown into the toilet in the teachers’ restroom WAS pretty cool …

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Just answer the question.

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    Ernest Lemmingway  over 13 years ago

    You’re preaching to the choir. Thankfully I can’t remember much of it because I spent so much time and energy just surviving it. The Asperger’s I learned to work around; the peer abuse (bullying) I suffered…that’s another story.

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    Arianne  over 13 years ago

    ∴ Giggle ∵ I really get a bang out of this cartoon❢

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    thirdguy  over 13 years ago

    I think wilfull destruction of public property is a misdemeanor in most states.

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    markmoss1  over 13 years ago

    Thirdguy: Hey, I was supposed to be going to school to learn, and I certainly learned something from the burning chemistry lab.

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    Brockie  over 13 years ago

    Did the explosion involve methane? Most memorable ones in school do….

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    I learned the police can arrive in 7.25 minutes, as measured by the chem lab chronometer. Juvie takes longer.

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    royman53  over 13 years ago

    Sounds like she has a future with Mythbusters!

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    Destiny23  over 13 years ago

    Meanwhile, all her teachers are in the nearest bar, where they will sit (and drink) until the school year (and Danae) have been erased from their memories…

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    ilsapadu  over 13 years ago

    That’s right Lucy, leave her to her good memories wherever she finds them.

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    Greg Johnston  over 13 years ago

    Are Americans really out of school the end of May/start of June? Man that’s a short school year? Ours ends end of June, back at the end of August, before the Labour Day weekend.

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    Varnes  over 13 years ago

    It’s a good time of year to be a teacher…

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    Dtroutma  over 13 years ago

    Failed EOD school?

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    yyyguy  over 13 years ago

    good memories vs good memories without explosions. hmm.got the feeling the former group is the smaller one.

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    doc white  over 13 years ago

    i blew up after school and beat the crap out of my lab,math and gym teacher. he never pulled sideburns again.

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    doc white  over 13 years ago

    ah yes. good times,good times.

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    Ernest Lemmingway  over 13 years ago

    “Bleak” is an understatement. I know the thousand-yard stare all too well; I see it in the mirror every day. According to the DSM-IV-TR I meet all six criteria for posttraumatic stress disorder from what I went through. And all because of being bullied around.

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    Ernest Lemmingway  over 13 years ago

    Back on the comic’s subject, I do have one fond memory of an explosion at school. Anyone who’s seen “Mythbusters” knows that Mentos as diet soda can be…volatile.

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    krisl73  over 13 years ago

    School – shall we wax poetic about dealing with other kids in situations that were frequently undersupervised, where you get to find out if you’re a smart geek who kids can pick on, or would it be better to reminisce about the teachers who could teach something that was interesting and somehow render it boring? Then there were the teachers who forced even the sensitive kids to read books and stories that would never really be forgotten because they weren’t exactly happy stories. To be fair, there were some good teachers, too.

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    Joseph Krois  over 13 years ago

    Does Danae grow up to be Winona Ryder’s character in “Heathers”?

    School days..,Cruel phase…Bad plays…Detention stays…Peculiar ways…Pubescent delays…Experimental craze…Summer haze….Love-lorn gaze…Classroom maze…Education pays?…IQ to raise…Final bell yeahs…An afternoon laze…

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