Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 26, 2020

Just dived head-first onto the disappearing temple?

Horrors ahead, eh? Just in time for Halloween.

“Swampy morass good for Tarzan skin. Stop itchy place on hide where Tarzan make mistake with poison ivy.”

Aren’t swamps usually the home of various crocodilian denizens?

Sure, who doesn’t dive in where angels fear to tread?

Will he find a pretty, blonde queen reigning in there somewhere?

Tarzan failed to see the 3ft/No Diving depth marker along the edge. He dove headfirst onto a submerged log and broke his neck.

So Tarzan was raised by apes in the jungle and has spent his entire adult life there and yet knows nothing about the horrors that may lurk in murky swamps?

Nice form on that dive!

Seems like we may just get a giant crocodile fight soon……. First thing I learned about swimming was to never dive into unfamiliar water.

Tarzan said, don’t worry folks, it isn’t water, it’s just green scum, mud, and a little quicksand.

It looks like the pool boy skipped one of his stops. We need more chlorine.

Sure, just jump head first into an unknown murky swamp. Who doesn’t do that?

Ahora, “Tarzan And The Zomangani”. Tazan may not live through this one!

Going home to his estate in the UK. Must be the swamps of Bournemouth.