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The first time I saw my wife was when I was talking to her mother at her house. A kid had ridden his bike out in front of me and I almost got stopped in time â barely tapped him enough to knock him off the bike. Got his name and address before he skedaddled. Went to his house later and was talking to his mother when his older sister walked into the room. I could tell everything I needed to know about her by the way she moved. She was cute but the thing that sold me was that she moved like a good person. Been married 52+ years now.
rekam over 4 years ago
She hides them well though.
I Mad Am I over 4 years ago
(Cough, cough) Delusional. (Cough.)
ATGMer over 4 years ago
<Hold it!> Iâm turning green with envy?
blunebottle over 4 years ago
Looks might not be everything, but theyâre all I got! I have to make do.
Say What Nowâ˝ Premium Member over 4 years ago
As long as no one looks.
Gent over 4 years ago
I canât bear to look at you.
Doctor Toon over 4 years ago
When people tell me that Iâm funny, my standard answer is âLooks arenât everythingâ
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
Thatâs a beautiful lie, Aunty!
pcolli over 4 years ago
But where do you keep them, Aunty?
1953Baby over 4 years ago
The one I like best is the ONE raised eyebrow, , ,
Marvin Premium Member over 4 years ago
Like the old cigarette ads, Aunty. So round, so firm, so fully packed.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
You get looks, Ms MĂłr-RĂoghain!
ChessPirate over 4 years ago
âŞâŤ ââŚIn a jar by the doorâ? (âWho is it for?â) âŞâŤ âş
Larry Miller Premium Member over 4 years ago
The first time I saw my wife was when I was talking to her mother at her house. A kid had ridden his bike out in front of me and I almost got stopped in time â barely tapped him enough to knock him off the bike. Got his name and address before he skedaddled. Went to his house later and was talking to his mother when his older sister walked into the room. I could tell everything I needed to know about her by the way she moved. She was cute but the thing that sold me was that she moved like a good person. Been married 52+ years now.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
And sometimes looks are anything to write home about.
paranormal over 4 years ago
Even without a girdle?