Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 14, 2020

Why didn’t thik of that.

Alien astronaut theorists have always suspected that you’re a martian, Aunty.

Less than half.

https://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/weight/index.html

Walt could send you to the moon, Aunty.

Luna is just over 1 light-second from here and you’ll weigh a sixth of what you do now. May I chip in £10 toward your carfare?

And if you’re 50 on Earth you would only be 25 on Mars.

Well Aunty, you’re an us too, so hmm, which planet would that be? ☺

My weight on Mars would be 47 – no thanks … already hear enough about being underweight!

There’s one problem, they don’t make XXXXL size space suits.

Mars?

Mmmmm…….. Mars Bars. Slurp! Drool!

xxx

Please, send me to Mars — for so many reasons ♥♥

Actually, Mars’ gravity is about 38% of ours. /pedant