Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 21, 2020

Good idea.

I wish!

Sound advice.

And when everything goes right,

GO TO BED!

And hope tomorrow is better.

In that case, I’d have been in bed since last November.

I’ll hibernate for this winter.

But Auntie, your real mantra is “When nothing goes right, hi to wine and whine”, isn’t it?

I sort of did that one day. Ran out of shampoo in the shower. Put on socks, had a hole in one (good in golf – not in socks), put on a shirt and noticed a stain. Spilled my coffee on my clothes. Went out to the car and had a low pressure light on one of the tires (fortunately I have a mini-compressor).

So I went back in the house and got into more comfortable clothes so I could attend to the tires and poured another cup of coffee. I told my wife, “I’m rebooting this day.”

Things were normal after that.

BTDT. Luckily, I’m retired.

Strangely enough, very few of the women I dated agreed with me on this sound advice.

Or down a fifth or bourbon…

Some would consider that’s when things go right.

And when you get a nagging feeling that nothing is going to go right…

STAY IN BED!!!

so true