Monty by Jim Meddick for September 30, 2020

Whatever they pay Jarvis, it isn’t nearly enough.

I’ve had colonoscopies and I’ve had Shih Tzus. But I dread the idea of giving one one.

Just zus left after prep.

It could have been worse. You could have chosen to steal the Shih Tzu’s identity.

Why not? If you can field strip a PPK, you should know how to clean the barrel of a K9.

As Gweedo said yesterday, Sedgie wouldn’t know how to perform the duties that Jarvis does. I’d like to see him try.

Sedgie plainly wouldn’t want to have to wait on himself hand and foot.

And as Jarvis, he’d have no authority to command other servants to fetch and carry for him, either…

or do any of the menial tasks he puts Jarvis through without pause.

What’s on his agenda? What’s always on his agenda: wiping your [redacted] [redacted], you spoiled little ungrateful piece of [redacted].

Shih Tzu? Colonoscopy? There’s a scatological joke hidden in there somewhere…

As a spy-in-training, shouldn’t that have been part of the prep work BEFORE assuming Jarvis’ identity? That would be like Ethan Hunt (Mission: Impossible) assuming an identity right before that person had open heart surgery.

I was wondering how far back Sedgie and Jarvis go, when I remembered this. My vote for the funniest Sedgwick strip is January 25, 2011.

Have we ever met this Auntie Nell?

You mean Jarvis has other duties besides catering to Sedgwick’s whims? Who knew?

The bad guys always get it… In the end.

Yeah, what were you thinking?

You can’t handle the truth! Sedgwick, did you not investigate Jarvis’s duties before you sought to assume his identity? What an amateurish error for an operative!