B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 23, 2020

Wake up, Mason — it’s the Stanley Cup Finals RIGHT NOW.

That’s OK; they don’t have birdie’s in hockey.

Makes you look forward to Boxing!!! ;)

“You are outta here!”

Ref sez why: " Match Penalty – A match penalty involves the suspension of a player for the balance of the game and the offender shall be ordered to the dressing room immediately. A match penalty shall be imposed on any player who deliberately attempts to injure or who deliberately injures an opponent in any manner.

That player would almost certainly be subjected to supplemental discipline, and be suspended for more games. Depending on the egregiousness of the attempt to injure, it could be a lifetime ban."

Okay, I don’t get this one. Is this some kind of secret Golf move? (Obviously I don’t know much about Golf other than it’s incredibly boring and it makes most people rage)

Golf? Bah!

FOONK?? Gotta love the sound effects

Or rather unlike most years it is coming to an end?

No need to get violent….thud

Bye, bye, birdie.

It’s not cross-checking. But it’s not too far from it either.

Bink, Foonk, Ka-Bash.

What the puck?!

Oh!

The good old hockey game!

Its the best game you can name!

And the best game you can name,

is the good old hockey game!

Someone doesn’t like not winning. Notice I didn’t say lose, enough anarchy for the moment.

Golf. Phooey. Hit the ball. Hit the hole. Hit the guy who hit the ball that hit the hole. To much hitting if you ask me. Lets just play football(American or Australian). It’s safer.

Do they have foonks in hockey?

They cornrow their beards?

FOONK. Trying to imagine that. Cute.

Join the club.

Good they have molecular fabricators to make the things they want like golf clubs.