Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 21, 2020

ask a simple question, get an astounding answer

You mean aside from beer?

Didn’t monks invent mead before beer appeared?

That much mental effort is too much to beer for Andy! :D

Jack should have asked Andy for his favourite non-alcoholic invention as there are many alcoholic drinks besides beer although beer is Andy’s main source of alcohol.

It’s cheaper to create plastic than it is to recycle it.

Nothing is more important.

¡Feliz Año Nuevo! a todos mis amigos israelitas. Que será mejor que el pasado.

Ale, lager, stout, porter; not necessarily in that order.

“The tab.”

Beer is not just for breakfast, anymore!

And remember the words of the famous philosopher Peter Pan, “Man cannot live by bread alone … he must have peanut butter!”

Well then, the glass to hold the beer.

Women invented beer as a way to preserve bread 5,000 years ago.

In my opinion, the greatest invention to date is Smartphones. But I know I’ll be shouted down by some of the older generation on here.

I wouldn’t say I’m addicted to mine though, oh no…

xxx

@Afficionado

I had plans to see my friend today but until the restrictions in my area get eased, it looks like I’ll have to get used to it. Nothing more I can do.

One year ago today, I would have been in Germany cruising down the Kiel Canal. It came up on Facebook memories.

I and many others are praying for Bella.

Greatest invention of all time: the thermos bottle. It keeps hot thing hot and cold things cold. The question is…. how does it know????

“Without a doubt, beer is the greatest invention. Oh, sure, the wheel may be more important, but it doesn’t go as well with pizza.”-Dave Barry (Paraphrased.)

A moment of silence for his favored.