Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 20, 2011

I want mine to say: “I wish I spent more time at work.”

But he’ll be gone in a day anyway, right?

Strongest corpse in the field!!!

He was dying to have that put on his tombstone.

That’s it, I’m relaxing till Saturday. Now where did I put that dusty black book? Knew I had it when I was hanging the bathroom door.

Nabu, The anti-viruses manufactures could sell that claim. Headstone spotting “There is no cure for the circle of life”.

That which does not kill you simply postpones the inevitable.

My view is “What does not kill you, is likely to come back to finish the job.”

Wonder if he’s R.I.P.?*

Rest in Pieces

Radish Awaiting Rapture, You forgot the last line: ‘He lies’-Nietzsche Nabuquduriuzhur, how do you think vaccines work?

Nab obviously doesn’t understand what a vaccine is. In the gym world “hernia” may not be death, but that extra plate on the bar may not make you “stronger”.

Don’t let sleeping dogs lie.

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, except when it rips things up, making you even easier prey, for later, when it’s actually hungry.

Too bad EVERYTHING kills you.

I don’t know about you guys, but I can prove statistically that I’m immortal. The definition of immortality is never dying. Based on a 100% sampling, I have never died. QED: I’m immortal. And by the time you can prove me wrong, I’m not gonna be around to care a whit.“There is no tomorrow. There is no yesterday. There is only now, and it is infinite.” Lao Tsu.

What doesn’t help anyone (IMNSHO) is the way drugs are peddled to the public- with “symptoms” given cute acronyms on commercials. I’m 74 and don’t use any medication of any kind and I’m increasingly making all my own foods with whole grains, seeds and fresh fruit and vegetables. I don’t expect to live forever, but what life remains will be as healthy as I can be and my children know that I WILL die at home.

“I told you I didn’t feel well”

I always liked the Car Talk version:

“That which does not kill us….provides our friends with quality entertainment!”