In Security by Bea R. for September 18, 2020

So remove the loli…..

None of them are ready for this. ✨❤️✨

And the radio gets turned on by accident..

Crumbly Crunchies are the best ♪:

♪ Look delicious on your vest ♪:♪ Serve them to unwanted guests ♪:

♪ Stuff the mattress …

Baby’s about a month overdue, so yeah …

… Coming Out. ✨❤️✨

The important things in life

I bet it’s a false alarm…

At least she’s had the sense to remove her lower garments. You would not believe the number of women who seem to think they can deliver while wearing knickers and trousers.

Given how good a fighter Sedine is, I’m surprised she’s not used to blood getting on her clothes.

Best plan is probably to park on the side of the road and call the paramedics to meet you, they’ll travel faster, plus if anyone knows how to get blood out of clothes it’s them! XD

This is all very funny and satisfying, but as a long-time reader also bitter-sweet, it seems like yesterday Ellie was introduced, now she’s married and minutes away from giving birth to a baby who will probably be wrapped in Sedine’s loli attire. :’(

Not yet! Clench, damn you! SHOVE IT BACK IN!!

So, slime is OK then? There’s usually plenty of that too. :P

(Also, what are the odds twins are coming?)

First experience in the outside world is to take a header into the back of a seat. Ouch.

Birth or parenthood?

Everyone is screaming! Everyone is panicked! Perfect!

Not hard folks, pull over, call 911 and deliver the baby.

(senses great explicitness in this cartoon (especially in its dialogue))

Well, Sedine; guess you get to deliver a baby.

Dang it Sam, now isn’t the time to be a safe driver, FLOOR IT!!!!

In One Piece, Portgas D Rouge held onto Ace for 20 months before giving birth to him. She did this so that the Marines would not figure out Ace was Gol D Roger’s son. If Rouge could hold on to Ace for 20 months, Elly should be able to hold on to baby Hubbs for 20 minutes, right?

I say that, but I am not stupid enough to tell or suggest that to Elly. I wouldn’t mind putting that bug in Sedine’s ear. The power of Mommies is in the stress of child birth their strength goes up 100 fold. If Elly is going to smack somebody for that suggestion, I know Sedine can hold her own.

Sedine, how attached are you to your souvenirs from the trip to Japan? It seems like they might be in jeopardy.

In my experience, babies come out when THEY want to. Mothers or wardrobes or upholstery have no say what so ever.

Loli, eh?

Oh My God!!

There aren’t any Lolicons around are there??

Someone needs to call 911, and tell them to have the Jaws of Life ready. That car will never be the same, and poor Sedine will have spent over 20 minutes folded like a slice of New York pizza.