I like to get small. It’s a wild, wild drug. Very dangerous for kids though, because they get really small. I know I shouldn’t get small when I’m drivin’, but, uh, I was drivin’ around the other day, you know [whistles tunefully] and a cop pulls me over. And he goes, ‘Hey, are you small?’ I said, ‘No, I’m tall, I’m tall.’ He said, ‘Well, I’m gonna have to measure you.’ They’ve got a little test they give you; it’s a balloon, and if you can get inside of it, they know… you’re small. And they can’t put you in a regular cell either, because you walk right out.
BE THIS GUY about 4 years ago
Yet, Honey will still be there when Duke “returns” from his “trip.”
billcor about 4 years ago
he’s the only guy I ever heard of that’s addicted to psychedelics.
nosirrom about 4 years ago
So Duke has a supply of pills that make you small.
Crandlemire about 4 years ago
No it makes everyone else big. All a matter of perspective.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Well, it looks like he found the “Alice” pills. This ought to me fun.
David Rickard Premium Member about 4 years ago
I like to get small. It’s a wild, wild drug. Very dangerous for kids though, because they get really small. I know I shouldn’t get small when I’m drivin’, but, uh, I was drivin’ around the other day, you know [whistles tunefully] and a cop pulls me over. And he goes, ‘Hey, are you small?’ I said, ‘No, I’m tall, I’m tall.’ He said, ‘Well, I’m gonna have to measure you.’ They’ve got a little test they give you; it’s a balloon, and if you can get inside of it, they know… you’re small. And they can’t put you in a regular cell either, because you walk right out.
Steve Martin, “Let’s Get Small”
For a Just and Peaceful World about 4 years ago
Panel Four: Me talking to Trump.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 4 years ago
One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small…
JenSolo02 about 4 years ago
Go ask Alice