Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 17, 2020

Yet, Honey will still be there when Duke “returns” from his “trip.”

he’s the only guy I ever heard of that’s addicted to psychedelics.

So Duke has a supply of pills that make you small.

No it makes everyone else big. All a matter of perspective.

Well, it looks like he found the “Alice” pills. This ought to me fun.

I like to get small. It’s a wild, wild drug. Very dangerous for kids though, because they get really small. I know I shouldn’t get small when I’m drivin’, but, uh, I was drivin’ around the other day, you know [whistles tunefully] and a cop pulls me over. And he goes, ‘Hey, are you small?’ I said, ‘No, I’m tall, I’m tall.’ He said, ‘Well, I’m gonna have to measure you.’ They’ve got a little test they give you; it’s a balloon, and if you can get inside of it, they know… you’re small. And they can’t put you in a regular cell either, because you walk right out.

Steve Martin, “Let’s Get Small”

Panel Four: Me talking to Trump.

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small…

Go ask Alice