Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for September 26, 2020

#whataboutgravy

But when the Mittens touches you in your sleep, it’s because he needs something. #notthesame

I get gentle face pats when I’m snuggling with my big boy.

#sosweet

I love how he refers to himself as ‘The Mittens’.

I always make a little clicking sound to wake up a cat before I touch him. I once bent over and touched a sleeping cat, who jumped straight up and nearly broke my nose. That cat had been conditioned by a Siamese who thought it was funny to bop him in his sleep.

Mittens, that’s what you get for being so tough and fancy even in your sleep!

I do think I heard something about beef, Mitty.

You shouldn’t look so darned cute when you’re asleep, little Mittens.

The Mittens is nothing but astute and on the ball with any food mention.