Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 16, 2020

Well the name of this game sounds a lot better than corn hole.

What would the game be called if you threw bags of beans into the hole? Bean hole?

Now patent it before someone steals the idea!

Face each pumpkin the opposite way and you have Pumpkin corn hole.

I was thinking candycorn hole.

This could actually be a fun idea for a children’s Halloween party game Guess, I better run up to the crafts store and buy a couple large fake pumpkins to test it out.

[Yes I know real pumpkins are cheap this time of year, but ever since I learned how tasty pumpkin is as a vegetable, I have considered carving them into single use Jack o’lanterns a waste of good food]

Well, at least the target is bigger.

Now ‘accidentally’ have Ralph spill a beer down it and then try to put a candle in it.

It’s all fun and games until someone loses a tooth.

I absolutely HATE the real name of that game. So much, I won’t play it…not that I’ve ever had the opportunity.