In Security by Bea R. for September 26, 2020

Mini-Arc:

I think Elle should name the baby, and decide if it’s a boy or a girl.

Ellie seems to have bounced back amazingly quickly, considering she just gave birth in the backseat of a car without any painkillers.

Genetics should be considered. Since he has good genes, name him “Denim”.

Ummm… didn’t they have 9 months to decide on a name?

C’mon Roy…..It’s appears unanimous that everyone selected “No !!!” for the name instead……

This is how you get everybody to hate you lol

Don’t know Michaela that might have the opposite effect, here in NYC a certain Robert Lane named his sons “Winner” and “Loser”, Winner ended up becoming small-time crook while Loser became a decorated police detective.

Except Roy, he’s not an “unknown baby”, we know him, we knew him before he was born, we even heard him while he was in Ellie’s womb…at least I did! XD

Sheesh, these guys need to lower their voices, there’s a sleeping baby in the room! Plus if they yell every time Roy acts stupid they’ll never stop yelling!

My godson is “Anhad”, Hindi for “limitless”…

…but no one here usually thinks outside of their own languages.

(Just a suggestion.)

Let us not saddle the boy with anything grotesque, people.

All the rumpus has left the little tyke tuckered out. He is in good hands. When he awakes will he have a moniker? The Man in Black knew not to name a boy Sue.

Roy needs to work on his standup material more.

Well Roy’s therapy on his foot seems to be coming along fine. He just stuck it in his mouth.

If you want to add a air of mystery, give the kid a gender-neutral name like Alex

Hubbs name is Hank Hubble Durum. So call the kid Henry.

Gabby what can a kid do when their dad says thing like that?

On the bright side… Roy has made a suggestion that everyone can agree (or disagree) on.

And you can buy a cemetery plot for it and build a tomb called “The Tomb of the Unknown Baby”.

Oh my god…Roy is channeling Dandy Sakano?? Now THAT’S a lost art!!

One question… What kind of detergent was used to get all that blood off of Sedine and Sam?

I don’t know what everyone is complaining about… you don’t see Racer ‘X’ complaining.

I have the theme song from “The Courtship of Eddie’s Father” stuck in my head now.