Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 01, 2020

Gee, thanks grandma. You just lost us our game.

There was no way to know it at the time, but my childhood was so much better because of the absence of mobile phones.

I’d like to see her reaction when he refuses to turn around and stays focused on the game.

Watched a video of 4-year-old soccer kids. So cute! Run, kick, fall down, run, kick, fall down…

Letting your mother see her grandson play his soccer game is one thing, June. Having her talk to him during the game is something else.

Thank’s Mom. Go away….

Better get used to it kid. Just wait til Mom follows you on your first date to show Grandma how cute you guys are.

Another reason I have a “stupid” phone. I can call, I can text, but have not purchased any other services. The two cell phones my husband and I have cost approximately $14/month for both of them. My response to those telling me I need a smartphone is “And why do I need to spend money for your convenience?”

Pitch invasion! Pitch invasion!

This is why fences and stands should be required at games. And mute buttons for parents trying to live vicariously through their kids and acting like imbeciles.

So nobody commented on the mitts Patrick is wearing?