Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 12, 2020

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    mi_sbs  over 4 years ago

    And that’s the long and short of it

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Duuuuuuuh!

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    Brian Fink  over 4 years ago

    Glad I never asked for the long answer in college…

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    2peabody1  over 4 years ago

    I knew her…

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    Lady loves a joke  over 4 years ago

    Love this one, Dave! lol!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    Are you a tower? Because eiffell for you.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Been there toooooooooo many times. Thank goodness that my loving wife inexplicably said ‘Yes’.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 4 years ago

    Don’t take “Noooooooooooooooooo” for any answer.

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    gammaguy  over 4 years ago

    Long answer: “Absolutely not!”

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    He resembles a young Bill Gates, honey.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    The takehome lesson: Develop a high degree of proficiency predicting the likely response before you ask.

    (I’ve spared myself a world of hurt by mastering this technique.)

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The even longer answer involves a lot of personal attacks and insults.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    At least she left the ‘heck’ off [cleaned it up].

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