Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 14, 2020

Dave’s spiritual quest has led him to many an empty room.

There’s almost no one more annoying than the newly converted….

I think he’s after an autograph.

Just give Dave an attractive, loving partner, and You may never hear from him except later, when—You know—he dies.

Gasp!

He found God? I didn’t know he was missing!

I think Dave needs an intervention. How about a plague of boils?

Dave knocks on door, when asked “who is there” answers “Dave”. Reply, “Dave’s not here”. one of many funny Cheech and Chong skits.

I found God once. It was at a lonely convenience store in rural Maine.

God didn’t know he was missing.

Fantastic!

http://christianfunnypictures.com/2012/04/have-you-found-jesus.html

make of yourself an honest person; at the very least there will be one less despicable person on the planet!

Tough way to lose a girlfriend:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhkHG-oKCEU&ab_channel=HayesCarllVEVO

“Quick! Move up his Expiration Date!”

Thank God that he is no respecter of persons and loves everyone. He especially loves the misfits and miscreants.

I didn’t know he was missing!

i thought god used a double for public appearances…