Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 21, 2020

Satchel, Bucky would not know how to say thank you if he were staked out over a fire.

I hope Bucky is taking the expansion of the universe into account.

Why even bother to please Bucky, Satch? He’ll never be satisfied no matter what you do!

Satchel should take that plate and shove it down Bucky’s π hole!

Satchel not bad for making a dog treat for a cat. Maybe you should of made tuna clusters ;-)

Now he’s using algebra? Trigonometry? What th’ hey?

Satch…Don’t forget to carry the decimal. If you can’t do that than drop the imbecile out the window…..and you know who that is!

Force feed him – the plate!

Satch, quick inhale the food like a good doggie, then plate to cat skull.

Scach should keep the rest of the kibble crunchies for himself since Bucky does not want them.

178.333333333333333333333333 * 3.1415929203539825 = 560.2507374631269…(ad infinitum)

8.5 / 560.2507374631269 = 0.01517177833

Only 0.015%? Satchel, you deserve much better. Apologize, Bucky (yeah; right) and share the kibble with Satchel. Bucky gets 0.15915494309 of that (approximately ½ kibble pie).