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“It was a dark and stormy night when suddenly a shot rang out and a pirate ship appeared on the horizon.” Don’t get no better than Snoopy’s masterpiece.
Kaputnik over 4 years ago
Well, the Bulwer Lytton award contest for this year appears to be over.
SHIVA over 4 years ago
How about, “It was a dark & stormy night……”??
AlanM over 4 years ago
It was a warm and sunny afternoon when the meteor hit the city.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 4 years ago
The sky above the port was the colour of television, tuned to a dead channel.
It was bright blue.
Lady loves a joke over 4 years ago
Billy Crystal as Larry in ‘Throw momma from the train’!
Nyckname over 4 years ago
Snoopyng on the creative process.
Jefano Premium Member over 4 years ago
Arma virumque cano.
Ed The Red Premium Member over 4 years ago
It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a ship appeared on the horizon. The maid screamed!
Old Man River over 4 years ago
Aeneid a translation>
CougarAllen over 4 years ago
Arms and the man I sing
owlpoop over 4 years ago
“It was a dark and stormy night when suddenly a shot rang out and a pirate ship appeared on the horizon.” Don’t get no better than Snoopy’s masterpiece.
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
ἐν ἀρχη ἡν ὁ λόγος
Erin Pierce over 4 years ago
Nah….too obvious
Daeder over 4 years ago
“Call me Virgil” No, that’s not it…“Call me Ishmael…”