The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 12, 2020

I would suspect your mother-in-law. Even she doesn’t want to look at her face.

What did he think at first, he’d become a vampire?

Thought you were a vampire, huh?

Good gag Sir, good for a big smile on a Monday. ( Its 6am, can’t laugh as it would wake up my wife)

I couldn’t tie my tie properly watching myself in a mirror. I’d tie the knot first without the mirror, then look in the mirror to straighten it out. Easily confused, story of my life.

Ah, seven more years ahead with Gladys’s mother. You lucky dog!

If I had to choose someone, it would be Hurricane Hattie…

Well Dracula of course.

While we ARE creatures of habit, this was just his wife messing with him….

People think Brutus isn’t too sharp, but it only took him a few seconds to figure out there was no mirror in the frame.