Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 16, 2020

Well, it’s a better name than [series of runes that bear no resemblance to any earthly alphabet].

I (sort of) suggested that name!

Good to know that Marigold isn’t jealous.

Maybe he just needs help turning up his Shield of Boringness.

“It says ‘If you can read this then you are too damn close’ ………I wonder why it says th … OW!”

It says “If you can read this then you are too damn close”. …..I wonder why it says th… OW!

Marigold isn’t being very nice to the little booger.

Jealous that Phoebe’s not giving that attention to you, Marigold?

Glorpie might be a fusion of several creatures, one of which is a dog. Or they might be the pet of a three eyed, three legged being who also uses a Shield of Boringness.

I assume it’s pronounced “glorpy” and not “glor-pie”

It’s love at first sight

Oddly enough, I saw a bit of video the other day where Ronald Reagan told a story of a three legged chicken. Glorpy brought this to mind!

3 eyes, 3 arms, 3 legs, bat wings (that couldn’t possibly support it!) and a rat tail. I’m not sure ‘cute’ is the right word Phoebe, ‘interesting’ yes, ‘weird’ definitely, but not necessarily ‘cute’!

Glorpsworth, Glorpstein, Glorpenheimer…

It does seem to be friendly.

the glorp thing actually kind of looks like pheobe…

Maybe Phoebe can write a book about the creature entitled “The World According to Glorp”.

I doubt more reading will yield more knowledge, in this case. It’s probably written in a foreign language, maybe even an alien script.

Me, I’d love to see the face on the clerk at the license bureau…

alright i am sooooooooo weird for doing this but…i ship phoebe with “glorpie”

Wouldn’t she be dissapointed of the name on the tag says “Fred”. :P