Half Full by Maria Scrivan for October 29, 2020

You don’t find many killers that considerate. Consider yourself lucky.

Better a quick death than a long painful and suffering one from getting sick and dying slowly.

I don’t want anyone to get sick before I get a chance to kill them.

‘Overkill,’ huh? I’d hate to see the one he underkilled!

She should talk. Health experts say if your mask doesn’t cover your nose, it’s the same as not wearing a mask.

Considering how calm she is, I suspect that she’s about to take a gun out from under that jacket.

“I might be a psychopath but I’m not a monster…Besides, overkill is kind of what I’m going for.”

So many people to kill, and so little time!

Now is NOT the time to critique the maniac killer…..

At least his nose is covered.

“That’s not a knife”

[pulls out a long sword]

“Now THATS a knife!”

[killer runs away]

Not funny. Guess I’m a kill-joy.

That’s a big knife O-O