Close to Home by John McPherson for October 14, 2020

The guy behind Rupert isn’t impressed with the blowhole. A lot of the ladies are hanging around him.

I’m trying to figure out why women would be impressed by that.

More of a birth defect than a birthmark…….

I don’t claim to get it either; however, I once met a guy at a bar who could “lactate.” He got allot of attention from the ladies until he showed some lady who told her boyfriend about it.

His career as a Human Bidet was just beginning.

Gives new meaning to “giving head”.

How long can he hold his breath under water?

My uncle Jack was a blow hole. Nobody was impressed.

Great he has two blowhole’s.

Oop! I think I just giggled out loud at “blow hole”… at least I think I giggled. I did just power down a Red Bull and a breakfast burrito…sooooo, I guess it coulda been that. Oh well, how about some more pearls from ol’ Grampa

When I was a kid, early one morning my ol’ Grampa came over as I was about to leave for my paper route. As he saw me leaving, he decided to impart some wisdom on me. He said: “Dobe”, (he called me “Dobe”) “Dobe, lemme tell ya… the amount of money you need to earn to be considered wealthy nowadays, is just enough whereas you can judge your financial success by whether or not you’re still flyin’ commercial.”

As I got on my bicycle, I couldn’t help but think: Hmmm, my own plane. Crap! But now I’m gonna have this paper route a couple more months than I planned on!

Most of us have it on the other end.

Bleeb needs to find a better point of view.

HELLOOOO West Coast! Bleeb trying to get the pool attendant attention to bring him and the lady an umbrella drink.

Thems some kiiiinky girls.

Blow hole? More like a blow hard..

Umm his parentage must be uh….interesting

Are the gals are thinking of those jet water spouts in hot tubs? They seem drawn to them for some reason.

Must be like that one Harvey Korman character from the Star Wars Holiday Special.