If you don’t hurry up and find it, the librarian Christine will be all in a Rage. And procrastinating about it will just make the other librarian, Rose, Madder. Out of Desperation, you might actually try looking for it. But worrying about it will just give you Insomnia. In any case, your wallet will soon be Thinner.
eromlig over 4 years ago
The giant ants found It! God bless Them!
whahoppened over 4 years ago
Ask. They may not want it back!
pearlsbs over 4 years ago
Having to pay a fine for an overdue library book is not pennywise.
jreckard over 4 years ago
He left It at The Stand.
Kind&Kinder over 4 years ago
Cujo ate it!
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
it was probably stolen by the children of the corn…
LilyGilder over 4 years ago
I’ll bet Cujo ate it along with his homework.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago
He left it at the Overlook Hotel.
UmmeMoosa over 4 years ago
Look harder you may find ‘it’.
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
The joke was funny, and the comments are even funnier!
Darryl Heine over 4 years ago
Should have imitated the Joker…
distortion Premium Member over 4 years ago
He will feel Misery if he has to pay that fine.
paul over 4 years ago
Don’t get CARRIEd away.
robcarroll1213 over 4 years ago
That kid is full of misery…
Cerabooge over 4 years ago
If you don’t hurry up and find it, the librarian Christine will be all in a Rage. And procrastinating about it will just make the other librarian, Rose, Madder. Out of Desperation, you might actually try looking for it. But worrying about it will just give you Insomnia. In any case, your wallet will soon be Thinner.
meherab over 4 years ago
Call the Library Policeman
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
You don’t understand, that’s the clown they send after you when the book doesn’t not come back on time.
meherab over 4 years ago
That will be the library calling the policeman